Why ladies today are still single

So, this is the very first post that I have. I came across an article on the newspaper and found it very interesting. The title was "Too Busy for Love, Too Few to Wed". It just talked about why are there so many singles nowadays. I wondered too, cause I am single too. Not that I don't want to look for any, just that.. I just can't.. sigh..

Part of the article that I'd found was quite interesting, probably we'd heard of this from others many many times already, but still... it always got me wonder... wonder whether or not the guys can use that as an excuse for still being single. What say you?

Why ladies today are still single:
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.